Message Board Name: Johnny2Pies

Location: Blanefield, Stirlingshire. Originally the Ferry.

Supporters' Club? Weegie Arabs

How long have you been an Arab? All my life and in all my previous lives.

All time favourite United Player: Hamish McAlpine - part genius, part comedian, he just sums United up for me.

Current Favourite Player? O’Donnell is looking a good prospect.

Best game attended: 14/5/83 for obvious reasons!

Favourite pre-match boozer? Any.

Hopes for the future of United? Stabilised board, decent team and a few European jaunts would keep me happy.

One thing that would improve DUFC? Ronaldo.

Anything else...

For any Dees reading, the silver thing that I am holding is a cup.