Location: Strangely enough, Bridge of Don, Sheep Shag City.

Supporters Club? - No.

How Long Have You Been An Arab: Since 1977ish, but also saw some games in the early 1970's when a young lad.

All Time Favourite United Player: Raphael Meade, sorry I meant Ralph Milne (a wasted talent).

Current Favourite Player: Charlie Miller (in danger of same, but top marks recently).

Best Game Attended: '83 @ Dens (TC Keay end) v BNB and winning league; & '84 European Cup Semi Final 1st Leg v Roma (2-0).

Favourite Pre Match Boozer? - The Clep coz I park nearby.

Hopes For The Future Of United: The 'Circle of Life' - a return to competing at the highest level as above.

One Thing That Would Improve DUFC: Stopping announcing the sponsor's MOTM at Tannadice with 15 minutes to go, the game lasts 90+ mins.